Weed the novel is available in paperback and ebook.
You can see both on Amazon here and the ebook only on Smashwords here.
You Might also be interested in Chris Page’s other publications.
Shorts is a collection of short fiction available only as ebook from Amazon, here, and Smashwords, here, while Un-Tall Tales is a paperback collection containing all the stories from Shorts plus two extra — here.
Go on, take a look. You know you deserve a chuckle.